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Golf jokes 3 years 9 months ago #110062

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Golf jokes 3 years 9 months ago #110067

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Sounds bout right!!

Golf jokes 3 years 7 months ago #110561

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Three men are in a bar, all very drunk, talking to each other and bragging about their families.

The first guy says, “I have four sons. One more and I’ll have a basketball team.”

The second guy says, “That’s nothin’. I have eleven sons. One more and I’ll have a football team.”

The third guy, the drunkest of them all, replies “You guys haven’t found true happiness. I have seventeen wives. One more and I’ll have a golf course.”
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Golf jokes 3 years 7 months ago #110563

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A man is telling his friend about a recent golf game.
Man: I was playing a round of golf on Saturday with Fred. Fred keeled over on the 13th hole!
Friend: That's terrible! What happened?
Man: Well, I still shot two under par. But it was awful. For the next five holes, it was "Hit the ball, drag Fred."
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Golf jokes 3 years 6 months ago #110659

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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, removed ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
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MulliganAgain wrote:
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A man was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.

The man took out his wallet, removed ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy beer with it instead of dinner?"

"No, I had to stop drinking years ago," the homeless man replied.

"Will you spend this on green fees at a golf course instead of food?" the man asked.

"Are you NUTS!" replied the homeless man. "I haven't played golf in 20 years!"

"Well," said the man, "I'm not going to give you money. Instead, I'm going to take you home for a hot shower and a terrific dinner cooked by my wife."

The homeless man was astounded. "Won't your wife be furious with you for doing that?

The man replied, "That's okay. It's important for her to see what a man looks like after he has given up drinking and golf."
hahaha.... I will use the same line with the wife
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