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Golf jokes 3 years 5 months ago #110863

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Here's one from Stephen Colbert:

"Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."
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Last Edit: 3 years 5 months ago by MulliganAgain.

Golf jokes 3 years 5 months ago #110883

MulliganAgain wrote:
Here's one from Stephen Colbert:

"Tiger always gives 110 percent. That is why he gave 100 percent to his wife and still had 10 percent left over for his alleged mistress."

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Golf jokes 3 years 5 months ago #110904

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Not really a joke, but a quick and funny response from a buddy during today's round....

My playing partner was playing a "Snell MTB" ball with the initial JR written on them. I commented - "Hey, that's how Jim Rankin marks his golf ball". 'Oh this is Jim's ball, I find them all the time...' he replied.
"Really? Where do you find them?" I ask...
He quickly answered - 'In his golf bag'.

I busted up laughing...good one!
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Last Edit: 3 years 5 months ago by pjevans.
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